The Ultimate Guide on How to Talk Like a Pirate
Ahoy Matey! Did you know that today is Talk Like A Pirate Day? What’s that…? You didn’t even know there was a Talk Like A Pirate Day? Well, grab some grog and get ready to celebrate like a real pirate.
If you don’t know any pirate lingo, here are a few words and phrases that are key to any pirate vocabulary. See if you can stay in character all day!
This word means a simple “hello”. Use this greeting to address all those you come into contact with during your day.
A demand meant to draw attention to something or tell someone to “stop”. Go ahead and yell it when you need your kids to stop misbehaving. It doesn’t matter if they don’t understand what it means, they won’t listen anyway so it will be just like any other time you yell at them.
Use this in lieu of the word “yes”. It is used to show agreement.
When paired with another “aye” this means, “I’ll get to it.” When your honey asks you if you are making dinner soon, tell him, “Aye, aye.”
This can pretty much be used in any context you prefer. Whether you are agreeing with someone, expressing your satisfaction, or just nodding along in a conversation, it is pretty much a catchall grunt you can use as you see fit.
No, Beyonce is not a pirate. This word refers to stolen goods such as money and jewelry.
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This phrase refers to the ocean.
Ask for some cackle fruit while you are at the grocery store, and see if anyone knows what you are talking about. This is the term used for chicken eggs.
This shortened version of the word Captain is meant as a sign of respect. Go ahead and use it to address your boss, and see if they appreciate the term of endearment. Maybe you’ll get a raise.
A corsair is a pirate specifically from the Mediterranean.
Davy Jones Locker
If you have never heard of Davy Jones Locker, Spongebob has a pretty good episode about it…Come to think of it, the episode doesn’t really explain the term very well. Anyway, the phrase refers to the bottom of the ocean, and it is used to describe where drown pirates and shipwrecks end up.
Dead Men Tell No Tales
Hopefully, this phrase won’t be a necessary one in your vocab. It means leave no survivors left behind.
Go On Account
Maybe by the end of the day you can use this phrase to describe yourself. It means turning into a pirate.
This word can be used to reference any drink containing alcohol. So be sure to pour yourself a large glass of grog on Talk Like A Pirate Day and put your feet up.
Hang the Jib
Tell your kids this when you are sick of hearing them whine. Hang the jib means to frown or pout.
Next time you catch someone cheating at something, feel free to call them a hornswaggler. This word means to cheat.
If you come across someone in your day that is a weakling and can’t handle themselves in a stressful situation, go ahead and call them a landlubber. Maybe you can use it when you are feeling particularly frustrated in traffic because of a pokey driver.
The iconic skull and crossbones flag of the pirate ship is called the Jolly Roger, and it was flown usually to identify a pirate ship that was about to attack.
Tell your kids that you are going to keelhaul them the next time they are being bad. This words refers to a form of punishment.
This word is used to describe a good friend. Gather your best mateys and some grog to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day.
You might think this is when your kids and husband all seem to be conspiring against you, but it was used to describe when a ship’s crew would gang up against the captain.
An older, experienced pirate was called an old salt.
Run A Rig
This is when you play a joke or trick on someone else.
You can use this term to insult someone. It is one of the more colorful words you can use without feeling so bad when your todler repeats it.
Shiver Me Timbers
This is a term of surprise you can shout when caught off guard.
Son of a Biscuit Eater
Also meant to insult someone, this term is a little more cutting than scallywag.
If you are a mom, you should be familiar with this term that means to mop or clean something. For those that do the work of swabbing, they can be called a swabby.
Take A Caulk
This phrase means to take a nap, and it is pretty much an essential part of being a pirate for the day.
Yo ho ho
Go ahead and yell this when you are having a particularly good time. It is meant to express enjoyment.
If you haven’t had your fill of pirate talk by the end of the day, you can always watch Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Available on Digital HD from Amazon Video and iTunes on September 19th, it is a fitting way to celebrate such a holiday. Jack Sparrow is yet again setting sail and wreaking havoc in the briny deep as he searches for the Trident of Poseidon. See if he ever finds the trident, and if he has any new colorful phrases you can add to your pirate vocab.