Every year I look forward to ABC Family’s the 25 Days of Christmas movie schedule! This year while reading the schedule, funny and famous quotes kept popping into my head. So, I thought I’d share some of my favorite quotes from the movies they’ll be showing this year.

Elf

This movie is packed with funny lines delivered by Buddy the elf, played by Will Ferrel. I love so many of them its hard to choose just one favorite.

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” Buddy

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

I have other favorites, but this was is a little more PG.

“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” Clark Griswold to Eddie

Home Alone

“I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape. ” Kevin McAlister

Despicable Me

How many times have you thought this to yourself when reading a book?

“This is literature? A two year old could have written this!” Gru

The Santa Clause

“Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?” Scott Calvin

The Santa Clause 2

“Don’t mess with me, Santa. I’m pre-El Nino.Mother Nature

Toy Story

Even if you’ve never seen the movie, you’re probably familiar with this line. 

“To infinity and beyond!” Buzz Lightyear

Toy Story 2

“Here’s your list of things to do while I’m gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell’s seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed.” Woody

Toy Story 3

“Let’s face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.” Green Army Man

 

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