In Marvel Studios’ “Thor: Ragnarok,” Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer.
Without it, he can’t be who he really is or protect anyone!
He finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok (the destruction of his home world and the end of Asgardian civilization) at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela.
He must find his way home so that he can save Asgard from darkness.
But first, he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger – the Incredible Hulk.
He grapples with his silver-tongued adopted brother Loki and meets some new characters along the way like the fierce warrior Valkyrie, the eccentric Grandmaster and a new Marvel fan favorite, Korg.
Thor, The Hulk and Loki first pitted against each other and then teaming up? Hilarity ensues in one of the funniest Marvel movies I’ve seen yet, filled with hilarious Thor quotes.
I remember laughing along with everyone else in the theater, but it wasn’t until we watched it again at home of our 4K TV that I caught some of the amazing action and a few more one liners.
Anyway, the trio is comedy gold, here are just a few of our favorite moments and lines from Thor: Ragnarok.
Best Thor Quotes and Funny Interactions
Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name? Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!
Thor: I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that what heroes do.
Hulk: Hulk always... always angry. Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools. Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water. Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire. Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.
Valkyrie: Hey, big guy.
Hulk: Angry girl.
Valkyrie: What have you been up to?
Thor: [to Hulk] So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.
Thor: She’s too powerful, I have no hammer.
Odin: What are you, Thor, God of Hammers?
Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me? Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone. Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email. Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer? Thor: No. What for?
Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up.
Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.
As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator.
Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I’ m actually organizing another revolution.
I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that?
Do you reckon you’d be interested?
Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.
Loki: Do you really think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?
Thor: Yes, of course. People on earth love me, I’m very popular.
Loki: Let me rephrase that: Do you really think it’s a good idea to bring ME back to earth?
Valkyrie: He (Loki) did try to kill me. Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
Thor Ragnarok One Liners
Thor: We know each other, he’s a friend from work!
Loki: “I have been falling… for thirty minutes!”
Korg: [to Loki] Piss off ghost!
Thor: [to Banner] Is he though?
Quinjet: [to Thor] Welcome, Point Break
Korg: [to Thor] Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?