Being a mother is a 24 hours a day, 365 days a year job. It doesn’t stop when they move out, and it begins before they’re born. Along the way, you’re going to learn a thing or two, you’re going laugh randomly because you realized you have reached a new level in the “welcome to motherhood club,” and you’re going to sit here nodding your head, as you read this list because we have all been there.
- If you love cleaning up messes you didn’t make, become a mom.
- Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
- Patience is what mothers have when there are witnesses.
- The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. – Kin Hubbard
- Being a mom is a stressful job but at least I think my co-worker is hot!
- When you become a mom dinner conversation turns from work to poop.
A mother is happy on days she can just pee alone.
- Mothers are more fond than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.— Erma Bombeck
- There are going to be times where you pray, “please don’t let that be poop.”
- The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.
- I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.
Mothers are all slightly insane. – J.D. Salinger
- More than once you are going to look at your child and just say “How?”